No, I'm not talking about the music genre, either! What I mean by "guys love the funk" is this...
I've noticed that when I'm getting ready to hit the town with my friends, it's important that I look and feel my best. What I've also noticed is that when I shower-all-the-way--meaning wash my face, hair and scrub my most important body parts, plus, shave my legs, bikini line and underarms, followed by after-shower tasks like blow drying and styling my hair, putting on makeup and finally, wearing that new dress or accessory for it's first outing--everything is perfect and in place. With my boobs propped up, I'm ready to hit the town with my friends and attract the attention of men.
But what always happens 9 times out of 10 when I go through the shower-all-the-way process? No. Men.
But what happens when I completely miss a step in the showering process, like forget to wash off my vagina after a wild night out the night before or maybe just forget to put on deodorant or shave my prickly legs? Flocks of men herd to me for my attention! They want to make out. They want one night stands. They profess their love and want to become my boyfriend. Some have even called me "wifey." It's insane!
I swear, it must be natural pheromones at play. Either that, or guys just love the sweet sound (and smell) of the funk.
xo, Honey Badger
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